Last year’s limericks were fun for us, so we decided to give it a whirl again this year. We had tons of fun doing these, so hope you enjoy them! If you have a clean limerick you’d like to share, put it in the comments!
Ode to the Celebration
When asked to join, I felt such frustration
But I said that I might
And now as I write
I do so with exhilaration!
Our apostle has a son named Andy
Who is easily coaxed with candy
But give him your ear
And wait till you hear
His revelations are quite the dandy!
A woman who writes with great flair
Who crafts her words with much care
What a delight
To read her insight
About life and Christ as a pair!
For Apostle David
Apostle David was a new thing to see
I used to question just how this could be
But God had a plan,
It was all in his hand
And Gateway’s the place for me!
Ricky is my own special honey
I get to spend a lot of his money
I’d marry him again
How could I not win
He would say, “Now, Connie, that’s funny!”
A woman who loves good coffee
Her ambitions for the C Team are quite lofty
A dreamer at heart
Her pen is like a well oiled part
She’s an original who can’t be copied
This is my ode to Dr. Matt
He could have written “The Cat in the Hat”
Though he lives far away
With Gateway he’ll stay
Now, only God could’ve done that!
Thanks to my new friend, Michelle
She’s getting to know me quite well
She’s teaching me computer
Probably thinks I’d like to shoot her
But she wouldn’t want to go to …jail
Ann rocks the guitar with such power
Each chord she plays causes devils to cower
Though mighty and strong
When the fight may be long
With beauty and grace she grows stronger each hour
Sherrie is my little sister’s name
For fun and family she’s always game
She and Bev like to cruise
And take a little snooze
Look out their window, nothing ever stays the same!
Bev is really quiet snooky
If you’re around him much he’ll ask for a cookie
He certainly is a sweet treat
With a spoon and a bowl he loves to eat
But only when he thinks no one is looking
For Mrs. Geraldine
We love our sweet Mrs. G
She’s just as pretty as she can be
With eyes big and round
A woman with a sound
She’s Apostle D’s own queen bee!
Our publications team is off the chain
Many members we have gained
We each play a part
Doing it from the heart
It’s our vision to see many lives changed!
Celebration Team (C Team)
Oh, how I love our C-Team
Hanging with us is a scream!
We write, blog and draw
Laugh, snort and guffaw
While fulfilling Daddy D’s dream!
She has a smile that lights up a room
And a supersmart geek as her groom
A lover of tiny purses
She leads our praise team through many rehearsals
Her performance in “An Apostolic Christmas Carol” was better than any cartoon!
Ricky and Connie
Our new friends are Ricky and Connie
Their smiles are so jolly and bonnie
They’re learning lots of new tricks
Sharing life in the sticks
Hey, at least we’re not in Punxatauney!
We don’t want to leave anyone out
So let’s give Ronda a shout!
Lisa, Monica, and Gay
Each share in their own special way
While Tammy, Christi and Barry round our team out!