Okay… so just for fun, I had a limerick writing session with some of my team this week. It was really just to try to stretch ourselves creatively, and we had a lot of fun trying. Turns out limericks are pretty hard to write if you want them to actually make sense! Anyway… I hope you enjoy them! If you can come up with a CLEAN limerick to add to our list, submit it in the comments!
Coming to Gateway
Sweet and sour on a stick
Encourage the children’s tongues to lick
To get on the bus
And party with us
At Gateway for candy, music, and a flick
For Apostle David
No Yellow-bellied sissy dogs here
No Micky-Mouse filled up with fear
Gotta grow you a spine
And you better not whine
Or you won’t last around here for a year!
This is a place to be spirit-led
Where you follow God instead of your head
The love is tough
But it’s more than enough
And the best days are still up ahead!
There was a woman so tall
Who made us all feel small
She once was agnostic
Her temper quite caustic
But now she’s not so bad at all
Back at you, Joshua
There once was a drummer named Josh
A lot of drums he did squash
A bang with a stick
And a head like a brick
My God, how I wish he would wash!